Pompey and Donny on the brink
By Tony Scholes
Updated Wednesday, 11th April 2012
Burnley's last two away games, both of which have ended in victories, have been at Portsmouth and Doncaster, but it is now looking almost certain that we won't be visiting either of them next season.
Our win at Doncaster on Monday, which incidentally was our first win there since 1991 and our first ever at the Keepmoat, was followed by Portsmouth losing 1-0 at home last night against Millwall, and that must surely now end any realistic hopes either had of staying up.
These two clubs have tried to do things differently. Doncaster have wheeled players in and out like no one's business this season. When the daft idea first came to light I suggested it would all end in tears.
I'm not so sure whether there have been any tears but they have to win all their remaining four games to even have a mathematical chance of staying up and they can now start preparing for League One football.
They can also get used to there being no players such as El Hadji Diouf, Habib Beye, Pascal Chimbonda and Frederic Piqiuonne around in future, not as though they've done them much good.
Portsmouth tried a totally different idea. Their idea was not to bring players in on short term deals but to bring them in on long term deals at wages they couldn't afford to pay. They've tried this before and it got them into the Championship (from the Premier League), this time it is taking them out of the Championship.
They are paying wages at a level that we at Burnley should never consider paying, couldn't ever consider paying and thankfully won't ever consider paying. This season they played the administration card again and took the ten point hit believing that it wouldn't prove too costly.
Well it has Portsmouth, and only a miracle of biblical proportions will keep you away from League One next season where your chimes will be heard around some of the smaller clubs such as Stevenage, Yeovil and Preston.
Maybe there have been tears at Fratton Park too, but I don't suspect there will be many people with an interest in football showing too much concern at the demise of either of these two clubs.
Who will go with them? It is looking like a straight fight between Bristol City and Coventry City now with the Bristol club the favourites to stay up after winning the game between the two of them 3-1. It's given them a four point cushion with four games to play.
At the other end of the table, Southampton and Reading both won again with West Ham drawing so we've got Southampton and Reading separated by goal difference at the top and both of them six points clear of the Hammers, a situation that has left Fat Sam grumbling again.
West Ham only got a point with a late penalty too against Birmingham? Was it a spot kick? I bet Jon Moss wouldn't have given it at the other end.
Southampton won 2-0 at Palace and Reading last night won at Brighton, and that result pleased me no end given I'm still seething at the loathsome, cheating Sussex club after their performance at the Turf last Friday. Bad news for Brighton though, Gus Poyet hadn't gone missing and turned up for the game.
It's the big one on Friday - Southampton v Reading and I would think the winners of that game could just about book their Premier League place. Sorry Reading but I have a hunch you are going to do it, and just about all my predictions this season have been wrong ones. I'm looking forward to watching that one on television on Friday.
We're nicely settled in the top half again now after the six point Easter. Such has been our form over the weekend that it's just a pity we still don't play three games. Even so, we're now only nine points away from last season's total and that is some achievement given the turnover of players.
We've four left, two at home against the relegation battlers with away games between the two at Leicester and Blackpool who are both still chasing the promotion dream. We'll never hear the last of it from Holloway if the Lashers do it again.
Finally, I'd like to pass on my hearty congratulations once again to referee Darren Deadman. The poor man only managed eleven yellow cards over the Easter weekend, but it was enough to take his yellow card total past the 200. His 201 is 75 yellow cards more than any other referee, and that really is some achievement. I just wish they'd let him loose in the Premier League. Ferguson would have him for breakfast.
The results from the latest Easter games are below with the stats, the league's leading goalscorers, the red and yellow card counts for each club, the highest and lowest attendances and the next fixtures.
|The Week's Results|
|Monday 9th April|
|Blackpool 1 Barnsley 1||Hull City 2 Middlesbrough 1|
|Bristol City 3 Coventry City 1||Ipswich 1 Leicester City 2|
|Cardiff City 1 Watford 1||Leeds United 0 Derby County 2|
|Crystal Palace 0 Southampton 2||Peterborough United 0 Nottingham Forest 1|
|Doncaster Rovers 1 Burnley 2||West Ham United 3 Birmingham City 3|
|Tuesday 10th April|
|Brighton & Hove Albion 0 Reading 1||Portsmouth 0 Millwall 1|
|The Week's Stats|
|Biggest Win||Derby County 2-0 v Leeds United (away)
Southampton v Crystal Palace (away)
|Total Goals Scored||30 (12 home - 18 away)|
Player Scoring Most Goals
|Rickie Lambert (Southampton)
Ricardo Vaz Te (West Ham United)
|Highest Attendance||31,045 - West Ham United v Birmingham City|
|Lowest Attendance||8,350 - Doncaster Rovers v Burnley|
|Total Yellow Cards||34|
|Total Red Cards||4|
|Most Cards in a Game||Cardiff City v Watford (7Y) Ref: Darren Deadman|
|Leading Goalscorers (League Only)|
|26||Rickie Lambert (Southampton) - includes 9 penalties|
|17||Ricardo Vaz Te (West Ham United) - includes 1 penalty - (10 with Barnsley)|
|16||Ross McCormack (Leeds United)|
|15||Charlie Austin (Burnley) - includes 1 penalty
Darius Henderson (Millwall) - includes 2 penalties
Marlon King (Birmingham City) - includes 2 penalties
David Nugent (Leicester City)
Kevin Phillips (Blackpool)
Jay Rodriguez (Burnley) - includes 3 penalties
Billy Sharp (Southampton) - includes 1 penalty (10 with Doncaster Rovers)
|14||Michael Chopra (Ipswich Town)|
|13||Marvin Emnes (Middlesbrough)
Matty Fryatt (Hull City) - includes 1 penalty
Robert Snodgrass (Leeds United) - includes 2 penalties
|12||Chris Wood (Bristol City) - includes 1 penalty - (9 with Birmingham City)|
|11||Chris Burke (Birmingham City)
Carlton Cole (West Ham United)
Craig Davies (Barnsley) - includes 1 penalty
Lukas Jutkiewicz (Middlesbrough) - includes 1 penalty - (9 with Coventry City)
Kevin Nolan (West Ham United)
Paul Taylor (Peterborough United)
Pete Whittingham (Cardiff City) - includes 3 penalties
|Date||Player & Game|
|20/08/11||3: Lee Tomlin - PETERBOROUGH UNITED v Ipswich Town|
|10/09/11||3: Rickie Lambert - SOUTHAMPTON v Nottingham Forest|
|11/09/11||3: Chris Wood - BIRMINGHAM CITY v Millwall|
|12/10/11||3: Darius Henderson - Leicester City v MILLWALL|
|02/11/11||3: Jonjo Shelvey - Leeds United v BLACKPOOL|
|19/11/11||3: Rickie Lambert - SOUTHAMPTON v Brighton & Hove Albion|
|26/12/11||3: Matthew Phillips - Barnsley v BLACKPOOL|
|31/12/11||3: Ricardo Vaz Te - BARNSLEY v Leeds United|
|21/01/12||3: Darius Henderson - Barnsley v MILLWALL|
|31/01/12||4: Nikola Zigic - Leeds United v BIRMINGHAM CITY|
|26/02/12||3: Rickie Lambert - Watford v SOUTHAMPTON|
|17/03/12||3: Rickie Lambert - Millwall v SOUTHAMPTON|
|20/03/12||4: Garath McCleary - Leeds United v NOTTINGHAM FOREST|
|31/03/12||3: Radi Majewski - Crystal Palace v NOTTINGHAM FOREST|
|31/03/12||3: Charlie Austin - Portsmouth v BURNLEY|
|Disciplinary Record (League and Cup)|
|Birmingham City||57||3||62||3||Leeds United||70||8||76||8|
|Brighton and Hove Albion||87||8||101||8||Middlesbrough||71||7||74||7|
|Cardiff City||53||0||69||0||Peterborough United||49||2||52||2|
|Hull City||66||1||71||1||West Ham United||62||6||64||7|
|Highest and Lowest Attendances|
|34,936||West Ham United v Coventry City (02/01)||6,351||Peterborough United v Cardiff City (18/10)|
|34,900||West Ham United v Crystal Palace (25/02)||6,392||Peterborough United v Millwall (06/03)|
|34,749||West Ham United v Barnsley (17/12)||6,717||Peterborough United v Reading (20/03)|
|34,650||West Ham United v Doncaster Rovers (10/03)||7,004||Peterborough United v Bristol City (18/02)|
|33,465||West Ham United v Portsmouth (10/09)||7,540||Peterborough United v Blackpool (10/03)|
|33,366||Leeds United v West Ham United (17/03)||7,555||Peterborough United v Portsmouth (28/01)|
|33,350||West Ham United v Reading (31/03)||7,572||Doncaster Rovers v Millwall (20/03)|
|33,010||Derby County v Southampton (15/10)||7,650||Doncaster Rovers v Watford (26/11)|
|33,010||Derby County v Leeds United (26/12)||7,778||Doncaster Rovers v Bristol City (27/08)|
|33,010||Derby County v Nottingham Forest (17/03)||7,901||Peterborough United v Burnley (17/09)|
|The Next Fixtures|
|Friday 13th April|
|Southampton v Reading|
|Saturday 14th April|
|Barnsley v Cardiff City||Leeds United v Peterborough United|
|Birmingham City v Bristol City||Millwall v Leicester City|
|Burnley v Coventry City||Nottingham Forest v Blackpool|
|Crystal Palace v Ipswich Town||Watford v Hull City|
|Derby County v Middlesbrough||West Ham United v Brighton & Hove Albion|
|Doncaster Rovers v Portsmouth|
|11 Apr 2012|
|Trippier makes league team again|
|10 Apr 2012|
|Doncaster (a) - Vote for your Man of the Match|
|09 Apr 2012|
|Miller is Easter ref at Doncaster|
|08 Apr 2012|
|Junior cameo wins Birmingham vote|
|Weekend brings changes at top and bottom|
|07 Apr 2012|
|Brighton (h) - Vote for your Man of the Match|
|06 Apr 2012|
|Bottom of table Boyeson back at Burnley|