The paragraph above was to be the first in the report of the weekend results and the news in the Championship. I'd made a start on the report this morning, before leaving for an appointment, with the intention of completing it on my return home. That all changed when I received a text that just simply read: "Appleton sacked".
I'd heard a rumour yesterday that things might be happening down the road but dismissed it as the pure nonsense it surely had to be. Oh no it wasn't as the pantomime club gave Burnley fans some real entertainment with the third managerial sacking in under six months.
Agent Kean, who officially resigned, departed in September. Henning Berg followed him in December and 67 days after they'd wrestled Michael Appleton out of Blackpool they've shown him the same door with suggestions of an altercation with the brilliant Shebby Singh.
We might not have beaten them this season, although surely would have done on Sunday but for two shockingly poor offside decisions that went against us, but this club is now giving Burnley fans more laughs than we've had in years.
Chickens on the pitch, snowballed owners, managers and coaches coming in and out so fast they've run out letters for the training tops and, as the vicar said at my friend's funeral yesterday, Burnley are still above them in the league.
Hull, Watford, Palace and Leicester did all lose. Cardiff won and if they blow it this time it will be even worse than in previous years but that news hardly seems worth reporting now.
The results, stats and fixtures are below but one other piece of news worth reporting is that which has hit Wolves goalkeeper Carl Ikeme. He let a ball roll through his legs on Saturday to give Bristol City the lead.
Wolves did win the game but Ikeme was substituted at half time. It's now been reported that he sustained an injury during the half time interval after reacting angrily to criticism from manager Dean Saunders and has been ruled out for the season. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.
Judan Ali for Bolewood anyone?
The Results | |
Tuesday 12th March | |
Barnsley 2 Brighton & Hove Albion 1 | Leeds United 1 Peterborough United 1 |
Cardiff City 1 Leicester City 1 | |
Saturday 16th March | |
Barnsley 1 Watford 0 | Ipswich Town 1 Bolton Wanderers 0 |
Blackpool 0 Peterborough United 1 | Leeds United 1 Huddersfield Town 2 |
Charlton Athletic 0 Millwall 2 | Middlesbrough 0 Birmingham City 1 |
Derby County 2 Leicester City 1 | Sheffield Wednesday 0 Cardiff City 2 |
Hull City 1 Nottingham Forest 2 | Wolverhampton Wanderers 2 Bristol City 1 |
Sunday 17th March | |
Blackburn Rovers 1 Burnley 1 | Brighton & Hove Albion 3 Crystal Palace 0 |
The Stats | |
Biggest Win | Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 v Crystal Palace (home) |
Total Goals Scored | 32 (16 home - 16 away) |
Player Scoring Most Goals |
2 - Leonardo Ulloa - Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace |
Highest Attendance | 28,499 - Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace |
Lowest Attendance | 7,869 - Barnsley v Brighton & Hove Albion |
Total Yellow Cards | 57 |
Total Red Cards | 1 |
Most Cards in a Game | Hull City v Nottingham Forest (7Y) Ref: Graham Scott |
Leading Goalscorers (League Only) | |
29 | Glenn Murray (Crystal Palace) - includes 7 penalties |
23 | Charlie Austin (Burnley) - includes 3 penalties |
22 | Jordan Rhodes (Blackburn Rovers) - includes 2 penalties, 2 with Huddersfield Town |
20 | Matej Vydra (Watford) - includes 2 penalties |
18 | Tom Ince (Blackpool) - includes 3 penalties Chris Wood (Leicester City) - 11 with Millwall |
15 | Luciano Becchio (Leeds United) - includes 4 penalties |
14 | Troy Deeney (Watford) - includes 2 penalties David Nugent (Leicester City) - includes 1 penalty |
13 | Marlon King (Birmingham City) - includes 3 penalties |
12 | Steven Davies (Bristol City) - includes 2 penalties Sylvan Ebanks-Blake (Wolverhampton Wanderers) - includes 2 penalties |
11 | Dwight Gayle (Peterborough United) Scott McDonald (Middlesbrough) Craig Mackail-Smith (Brighton & Hove Albion) - includes 2 penalties Jamie Ward (Derby County) - includes 4 penalties |
10 | Almen Abdi (Watford) - includes 2 penalties DJ Campbell (Blackburn Rovers) - 10 with Ipswich Town Craig Davies (Bolton Wanderers) - includes 2 penalties, 8 with Barnsley Billy Sharp (Nottingham Forest) - includes 3 penalties |
Hat Tricks | |
Date | Player & Game |
01/09/12 | 3: Pete Whittingham - CARDIFF CITY v Wolverhampton Wanderers |
15/09/12 | 3: Charlie Austin - BURNLEY v Peterborough United |
22/09/12 | 3: Glenn Murray - CRYSTAL PALACE v Cardiff City |
22/09/12 | 4: Craig Davies - Birmingham City v BARNSLEY |
23/09/12 | 3: David Nugent - LEICESTER CITY v Hull City |
29/09/12 | 3: Emile Sinclair - Hull City v PETERBOROUGH UNITED |
02/10/12 | 3: Charlie Austin - BURNLEY v Sheffield Wednesday |
23/10/12 | 3: Marlon King - Millwall v BIRMINGHAM CITY |
06/11/12 | 3: Glenn Murray - CRYSTAL PALACE v Ipswich Town |
17/11/12 | 3: Jordan Rhodes - Peterborough United v BLACKBURN ROVERS |
12/01/13 | 3: Chris Wood - Bristol City v LEICESTER CITY |
19/02/13 | 3: Radoslaw Majewski - NOTTINGHAM FOREST v Huddersfield Town |
02/03/13 | 3: Dwight Gayle - Blackburn Rovers v PETERBOROUGH UNITED |
02/03/13 | 3: Leonardo Ulloa - BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION v Huddersfield Town |
05/03/13 | 3: Kevin Phillips - CRYSTAL PALACE v Hull City |
Disciplinary Record (League and Cup) | |||||||||
Club | Y | R | Y | R | Club | Y | R | Y | R |
League | Total | League | Total | ||||||
Barnsley | 51 | 1 | 60 | 2 | Huddersfield Town | 69 | 4 | 78 | 4 |
Birmingham City | 52 | 3 | 56 | 3 | Hull City | 45 | 1 | 48 | 2 |
Blackburn Rovers | 58 | 0 | 72 | 0 | Ipswich Town | 41 | 2 | 43 | 2 |
Blackpool | 44 | 1 | 46 | 1 | Leeds United | 59 | 2 | 69 | 2 |
Bolton Wanderers | 70 | 2 | 73 | 2 | Leicester City | 42 | 1 | 46 | 1 |
Brighton & Hove Albion | 54 | 3 | 59 | 3 | Middlesbrough | 49 | 1 | 59 | 1 |
Bristol City | 44 | 0 | 47 | 0 | Millwall | 68 | 3 | 81 | 3 |
Burnley | 71 | 3 | 79 | 4 | Nottingham Forest | 63 | 4 | 63 | 5 |
Cardiff City | 65 | 2 | 68 | 2 | Peterborough United | 49 | 1 | 52 | 1 |
Charlton Athletic | 52 | 2 | 53 | 3 | Sheffield Wednesday | 70 | 1 | 76 | 1 |
Crystal Palace | 50 | 2 | 61 | 2 | Watford | 66 | 4 | 69 | 4 |
Derby County | 52 | 2 | 53 | 2 | Wolverhampton Wanderers | 46 | 3 | 50 | 3 |
Highest and Lowest Attendances | |||
Highest | Lowest | ||
Att | Fixture | Att | Fixture |
33,010 | Derby County v Nottingham Forest (19/01) | 5,435 | Peterborough United v Bristol City (18/09) |
28,707 | Nottingham Forest v Derby County (30/09) | 5,633 | Peterborough United v Blackpool (01/12) |
28,595 | Wolverhampton W v Ipswich Town (29/12) | 5,997 | Peterborough Utd v Blackburn Rovers (17/11) |
28,582 | Sheffield Wednesday v Leeds United (19/10) | 6,050 | Peterborough United v Charlton Athletic (05/03) |
28,499 | Brighton & HA v Crystal Palace (17/03) | 6,188 | Peterborough United v Millwall (21/08) |
28,229 | Middlesbrough v Sheffield Wednesday (09/11) | 6,214 | Peterborough United v Hull City (19/01) |
27,437 | Derby County v Sheffield Wednesday (18/08) | 6,348 | Peterborough Utd v Huddersfield Town(23/10) |
26,938 | Nottingham Forest v Huddersfield Town (19/02) | 6,600 | Peterborough Utd v Bolton Wand (23/12) |
26,727 | Brighton & Hove Albion v Watford (29/12) | 6,612 | Peterborough Utd v Middlesbrough (08/12) |
26,684 | Brighton & HA v Nottingham Forest (15/12) | 6,648 | Peterborough Utd v Burnley (02/02) |
The Next Fixtures | |
Friday 29th March | |
Blackburn Rovers v Blackpool | Leicester City v Millwall (19:45) |
Crystal Palace v Birmingham City (17:30) | Watford v Burnley |
Derby County v Bristol City (19:45) | |
Saturday 30th March | |
Charlton Athletic v Bolton Wanderers | Peterborough United v Cardiff City |
Huddersfield Town v Hull City (17:20) | Sheffield Wednesday v Barnsley |
Ipswich Town v Leeds United | Wolverhampton Wanderers v Middlesbrough |
Nottingham Forest v Brighton & Hove Albion |