Laughing stock sack another manager

Last Updated : 19-Mar-2013 by

The paragraph above was to be the first in the report of the weekend results and the news in the Championship. I'd made a start on the report this morning, before leaving for an appointment, with the intention of completing it on my return home. That all changed when I received a text that just simply read: "Appleton sacked".

I'd heard a rumour yesterday that things might be happening down the road but dismissed it as the pure nonsense it surely had to be. Oh no it wasn't as the pantomime club gave Burnley fans some real entertainment with the third managerial sacking in under six months.

Agent Kean, who officially resigned, departed in September. Henning Berg followed him in December and 67 days after they'd wrestled Michael Appleton out of Blackpool they've shown him the same door with suggestions of an altercation with the brilliant Shebby Singh.

We might not have beaten them this season, although surely would have done on Sunday but for two shockingly poor offside decisions that went against us, but this club is now giving Burnley fans more laughs than we've had in years.

Chickens on the pitch, snowballed owners, managers and coaches coming in and out so fast they've run out letters for the training tops and, as the vicar said at my friend's funeral yesterday, Burnley are still above them in the league.

Hull, Watford, Palace and Leicester did all lose. Cardiff won and if they blow it this time it will be even worse than in previous years but that news hardly seems worth reporting now.

The results, stats and fixtures are below but one other piece of news worth reporting is that which has hit Wolves goalkeeper Carl Ikeme. He let a ball roll through his legs on Saturday to give Bristol City the lead.

Wolves did win the game but Ikeme was substituted at half time. It's now been reported that he sustained an injury during the half time interval after reacting angrily to criticism from manager Dean Saunders and has been ruled out for the season. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions.

Judan Ali for Bolewood anyone?

The Results
Tuesday 12th March
Barnsley 2 Brighton & Hove Albion 1 Leeds United 1 Peterborough United 1
Cardiff City 1 Leicester City 1  
Saturday 16th March
Barnsley 1 Watford 0 Ipswich Town 1 Bolton Wanderers 0
Blackpool 0 Peterborough United 1 Leeds United 1 Huddersfield Town 2
Charlton Athletic 0 Millwall 2 Middlesbrough 0 Birmingham City 1
Derby County 2 Leicester City 1 Sheffield Wednesday 0 Cardiff City 2
Hull City 1 Nottingham Forest 2 Wolverhampton Wanderers 2 Bristol City 1
Sunday 17th March
Blackburn Rovers 1 Burnley 1 Brighton & Hove Albion 3 Crystal Palace 0

 

The Stats
Biggest Win Brighton & Hove Albion 3-0 v Crystal Palace (home)
Total Goals Scored 32 (16 home - 16 away)

Player Scoring Most Goals

2 - Leonardo Ulloa - Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace
Highest Attendance 28,499 - Brighton & Hove Albion v Crystal Palace
Lowest Attendance 7,869 - Barnsley v Brighton & Hove Albion
Total Yellow Cards 57
Total Red Cards 1
Most Cards in a Game Hull City v Nottingham Forest (7Y) Ref: Graham Scott

 

Leading Goalscorers (League Only)
29 Glenn Murray (Crystal Palace) - includes 7 penalties
23 Charlie Austin (Burnley) - includes 3 penalties
22 Jordan Rhodes (Blackburn Rovers) - includes 2 penalties, 2 with Huddersfield Town
20 Matej Vydra (Watford) - includes 2 penalties
18 Tom Ince (Blackpool) - includes 3 penalties
C
hris Wood (Leicester City) - 11 with Millwall
15 Luciano Becchio (Leeds United) - includes 4 penalties
14 Troy Deeney (Watford) - includes 2 penalties
David Nugent (Leicester City) - includes 1 penalty
13 Marlon King (Birmingham City) - includes 3 penalties
12 Steven Davies (Bristol City) - includes 2 penalties
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake (Wolverhampton Wanderers) - includes 2 penalties
11 Dwight Gayle (Peterborough United)
Scott McDonald (Middlesbrough)
Craig Mackail-Smith (Brighton & Hove Albion) - includes 2 penalties
Jamie Ward (Derby County) - includes 4 penalties
10 Almen Abdi (Watford) - includes 2 penalties
DJ Campbell (Blackburn Rovers) - 10 with Ipswich Town
Craig Davies (Bolton Wanderers) - includes 2 penalties, 8 with Barnsley
Billy Sharp (Nottingham Forest) - includes 3 penalties

 

Hat Tricks
 Date Player & Game
01/09/12 3: Pete Whittingham - CARDIFF CITY v Wolverhampton Wanderers
15/09/12 3: Charlie Austin - BURNLEY v Peterborough United
22/09/12 3: Glenn Murray - CRYSTAL PALACE v Cardiff City
22/09/12 4: Craig Davies - Birmingham City v BARNSLEY
23/09/12 3: David Nugent - LEICESTER CITY v Hull City
29/09/12 3: Emile Sinclair - Hull City v PETERBOROUGH UNITED
02/10/12 3: Charlie Austin - BURNLEY v Sheffield Wednesday
23/10/12 3: Marlon King - Millwall v BIRMINGHAM CITY
06/11/12 3: Glenn Murray - CRYSTAL PALACE v Ipswich Town
17/11/12 3: Jordan Rhodes - Peterborough United v BLACKBURN ROVERS
12/01/13 3: Chris Wood - Bristol City v LEICESTER CITY
19/02/13 3: Radoslaw Majewski - NOTTINGHAM FOREST v Huddersfield Town
02/03/13 3: Dwight Gayle - Blackburn Rovers v PETERBOROUGH UNITED
02/03/13 3: Leonardo Ulloa - BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION v Huddersfield Town
05/03/13 3: Kevin Phillips - CRYSTAL PALACE v Hull City

 

Disciplinary Record (League and Cup)
Club Y R Y R Club Y R Y R
  League   Total   League  Total 
Barnsley 51 1 60 2 Huddersfield Town 69 4 78 4
Birmingham City 52 3 56 3 Hull City 45 1 48 2
Blackburn Rovers 58 0 72 0 Ipswich Town 41 2 43 2
Blackpool 44 1 46 1 Leeds United 59 2 69 2
Bolton Wanderers 70 2 73 2 Leicester City 42 1 46 1
Brighton & Hove Albion 54 3 59 3 Middlesbrough 49 1 59 1
Bristol City 44 0 47 0 Millwall 68 3 81 3
Burnley 71 3 79 4 Nottingham Forest 63 4 63 5
Cardiff City 65 2 68 2 Peterborough United 49 1 52 1
Charlton Athletic 52 2 53 3 Sheffield Wednesday 70 1 76 1
Crystal Palace 50 2 61 2 Watford 66 4 69 4
Derby County 52 2 53 2 Wolverhampton Wanderers 46 3 50 3

 

Highest and Lowest Attendances
Highest Lowest
Att Fixture Att Fixture
33,010 Derby County v Nottingham Forest (19/01) 5,435 Peterborough United v Bristol City (18/09)
28,707 Nottingham Forest v Derby County (30/09) 5,633 Peterborough United v Blackpool (01/12)
28,595 Wolverhampton W v Ipswich Town (29/12) 5,997 Peterborough Utd v Blackburn Rovers (17/11)
28,582 Sheffield Wednesday v Leeds United (19/10) 6,050 Peterborough United v Charlton Athletic (05/03)
28,499 Brighton & HA v Crystal Palace (17/03) 6,188 Peterborough United v Millwall (21/08)
28,229 Middlesbrough v Sheffield Wednesday (09/11) 6,214 Peterborough United v Hull City (19/01)
27,437 Derby County v Sheffield Wednesday (18/08) 6,348 Peterborough Utd v Huddersfield Town(23/10)
26,938 Nottingham Forest v Huddersfield Town (19/02) 6,600 Peterborough Utd v Bolton Wand (23/12)
26,727 Brighton & Hove Albion v Watford (29/12) 6,612 Peterborough Utd v Middlesbrough (08/12)
26,684 Brighton & HA v Nottingham Forest (15/12) 6,648 Peterborough Utd v Burnley (02/02)

 

The Next Fixtures
Friday 29th March
Blackburn Rovers v Blackpool Leicester City v Millwall (19:45)
Crystal Palace v Birmingham City (17:30) Watford v Burnley
Derby County v Bristol City (19:45)  
Saturday 30th March
Charlton Athletic v Bolton Wanderers Peterborough United v Cardiff City
Huddersfield Town v Hull City (17:20) Sheffield Wednesday v Barnsley
Ipswich Town v Leeds United Wolverhampton Wanderers v Middlesbrough
Nottingham Forest v Brighton & Hove Albion