Not as though I expect Barry Kilby to try and cash in but if the Haunted One is worth at least a million I just wonder what sort of compensation Burnley could have demanded if Everton had made a move for Stan.
Anyway the day can start though with a look at the latest winner of our prestigious Tw*t of the Week award. It was red card Andy Cole last week but did a red card influence your nominations this week? There is only one way to find out and that is to visit Tw*t of the Week in our Clarets Fun section where all is revealed.